so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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