butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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