Have you finally orgasmed yet?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
