Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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