i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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