I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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