Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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