So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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