She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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