whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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