I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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