"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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