I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
we're so committed to being not committed
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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