Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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