Duck Duck Cougar?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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