xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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