maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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