Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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