I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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