Ambien. No doubt about it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I came so hard my ears popped.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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