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(502): View more from Kentucky

You were right. It hurts to walk today.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens

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(425): View more from Washington

i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.

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(626): View more from California

you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay

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(619): View more from California

You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.

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