there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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