i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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