My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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