god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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