clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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