You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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