Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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