But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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