There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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