on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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