This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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