I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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