whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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