last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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