Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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