just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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