I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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