I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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