we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
where are my eyebrows?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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