haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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