You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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