It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
