At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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