office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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