I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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