I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
He has the fingertips of a God
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