Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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