"it" just moved
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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