tell your sister to shave her snatch
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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