I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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