do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
