i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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