I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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