If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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