I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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